Well the points still seem to be going on at the moment so I may as well continue waffling and collect the last few remaining points that I can.
A man goes to the doctor and the doctor asks what is the problem, the man say 'It is a bit embarrassing and I am worried you will laugh' the doctor says 'really I am a professional I have seen all sorts of things of course I won't laugh.' The man removes his trousers and reveals the tiniest little willy the doctor has ever seen. The doctor bursts out laughing, after awhile she says 'I am so sorry that was very wrong of me please tell me what is the problem'
The man says:
'It's swollen !'